The New Ice Age

I am about to share a news story with you. Despite any impressions you may get from this article or any conclusions that you may draw from it, always remember one thing. No matter what happens with our climate, it is all caused by Global Warming. After all, that is what the Church of Global Warming has been trying to convince us of.

Freak snow storms or extreme heat waves? Global Warming.
Increased hurricane activity or a complete lack of hurricanes? Global Warming.
Bridge collapses and decreases in African circumcisions? Global Warming (I really wish I was kidding about that, but it’s true).

So, we all know that no matter what happens, it is all due to Global Warming. With that in mind, I give you this story from DailyTech:

Temperature Monitors Report Widescale Global Cooling

Twelve-month long drop in world temperatures wipes out a century of warming.

Over the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile -- the list goes on and on.

No more than anecdotal evidence, to be sure. But now, that evidence has been supplanted by hard scientific fact. All four major global temperature tracking outlets (Hadley, NASA's GISS, UAH, RSS) have released updated data. All show that over the past year, global temperatures have dropped precipitously.

The total amount of cooling ranges from 0.65C up to 0.75C -- a value large enough to wipe out nearly all the warming recorded over the past 100 years. All in one year's time. For all four sources, it's the single fastest temperature change ever recorded, either up or down.

Interesting. The planet is cooling down…and fast. In fact, the cooling is so dramatic, that it stands to “wipe out” the 1 degree of warming that took place in the past 100 years. So, what is causing this dramatic temperature decrease?

Scientists quoted in a past DailyTech article link the cooling to reduced solar activity which they claim is a much larger driver of climate change than man-made greenhouse gases.

What? Man is not the largest factor when it comes to climate change? Don’t these people know that nothing is more threatening to this planet or more able to upset the perfect harmony of nature than man? Don’t they know that man and his evil idea of industrialization is the most destructive force in the known universe?

Are they trying to suggest that a huge ball of nuclear fusion measuring 870,000 miles in diameter is actually more powerful than man?

Of course, even if such cooling could be attributed to sun activity, I’m sure that man is responsible for it. Our CO2 has obviously traveled into space and polluted the sun, thus causing it to cool.

It makes perfect sense.


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