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I'm going to keep this very simple

While on vacation recently, my cousin Peter and I came to conclusion. And, here it is:

All men’s collared shirts should have a phrase printed on the inside of the fold. That phrase is “I am a Tool.” As long as the collar is folded down, the way it is supposed to be worn, the phrase will never be visible. However, the second some douchebag pops his collar, he will let the entire world know.

Douchebaggery has become an epidemic. Popped collars are merely one symptom of this debilitating disease. But, with any luck, we may find a cure by treating the symptoms.

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